What does it mean?

After much deliberating and tossing of banana peels, the SPH board of governors (shown below in one of their more lively debates) has come up with their official stance on what SPH actual stands for.

Unfortunately, they actually couldn't decide on just one answer... despite having opposable thumbs they had no concept of voting.

OPTION ONE:

S - Smelly
P - Pirate
H - Hooker

The elders on the panel hearkened back to 2006 (?) when the seeds of the clan were being sowed.They really enjoyed Will Farrell comedies. Really.

OPTION TWO:

S - Spirit
P - Pride
H - Honor

A faction of the board yearn for legitimacy. "We should stand for something that has a solid foundation" they would argue. Their argument is solid... Spirit - have fun, adventure, try new things, comraderie... Pride - if you are doing something do your best... Honor - believe in yourself, believe in your teammate, respect your competitors... Unfortunately many of those opposed would just start poo fights whenever the debate would start to get serious.

OPTION THREE:

S - Songbird
P - Party
H - Hats

A minority of those attending the hastily convened conference were visibly "not right" and posited that SPH doesn't really "mean" anything... it's just what the group/team/what-have-you identifies themselves as. To illustrate that fact they tipsily threw out whatever came to their minds first. And then never shut up about it afterward.